The Day Poseidon Tried Online Dating
The Day Poseidon Tried Online Dating (And Flooded Manhattan) Most people know Poseidon as the Greek god of the sea—mighty, moody, and usually shirtless. But what they don’t know is that in 2023, Poseidon decided to give online dating a whirl. Why? Because even sea gods get lonely. It All Started With a Fish Meme Somewhere deep beneath the Atlantic, Poseidon was doom-scrolling on a waterproof iPad made of coral and enchanted pearls. That’s when he saw it—a meme that read: “Even Zeus has Hera. What do you have, bro?” Brutal. Poseidon, feeling personally attacked, bellowed out a salty sigh that caused a 2.1 magnitude underwater tremor near Bermuda. So, he downloaded TridentTingles , the elite dating app for mythological beings. His profile? Name: Poseidon Bio: Lord of the Oceans. Inventor of horses. Not afraid of commitment, just Krakens. Photos: Shirtless with dolphins, shirtless on a seahorse, shirtless holding a trident, and one awkward selfie with Medusa (she ...