The Tale of the Grey Havens
Imagine a place where the waves softly kiss the shores, where the sun's golden rays filter through ancient trees, and where a cool breeze always seems to carry whispers of forgotten stories. This is the Grey Havens—a place so peaceful, even your most chaotic Monday would feel like a distant nightmare. Now, before you start thinking this is just another serene vacation spot that promises more than it delivers, hold on. The Grey Havens are no ordinary retreat. This is where the Elves, those tall, pointy-eared immortals with better hair than shampoo models, decided to *retire*. Not just retire to Florida with bingo and sunburns—but to sail away to the Undying Lands. Think of it like Elven Club Med, but with 100% more mysticism and 100% less mosquitoes. The Best Retirement Plan Ever? The Elves, after doing their bit saving Middle-earth (you know, fighting Sauron, dealing with dwarves, and keeping humans out of trouble), felt it was time to bounce. But instead of buying a small condo by...