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People, forget about barbells and treadmills. Fitness's future has gone awry, trading in its protein smoothies for potions and its squats for neon-lit cyberspace spelunking. Prepare to be amazed as I reveal the wackiest, strangest, and most bizarrely amazing fitness fads that are upending the conventional wisdom on health. 1. Dragonflight Yoga: ** This aerial flow technique will help you channel your inner Khaleesi. Flying over virtual skies adorned with flaming sunsets and mythological creatures, you are guided through a sequence of stances resembling the graceful flight of a dragon by certified trainers wearing jetpacks. Namaste, you are stronger than ever. 2. Temporal Trekking: ** Have you ever wanted to escape an impending deadline? You can now! With the help of temporal treadmills, you can jog across time zones in just ten minutes, making a 24-hour workout seem even shorter (but don't blame me for the temporal hiccups caused by jet lag). 3.Biohacking Bazaar: ** DIY DNA coc...