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Once upon a time in Middle-earth, where hobbits had hairy feet and wizards enjoyed pipeweed a bit too much, a love story was brewing. Not just any love story though—this was *The Tale of Aragorn and Arwen*, one that would make even Romeo and Juliet say, “Whoa, slow down, guys.” Aragorn was no regular guy. He wasn’t the type to swipe right or make small talk at parties. Nope, he was the rightful King of Gondor. But let’s face it, being a king is stressful—so he spent most of his time wandering around with elves and chopping down orcs like it was a sport. Enter *Arwen Undómiel*, a half-Elven princess who had a glow that would put Instagram filters to shame. She wasn’t just beautiful, though; Arwen had brains, charm, and enough sass to keep a thousand-year-old elf on his toes.  They met, sparks flew, and all of Middle-earth said, "Ah, here we go again." But there was a problem. Arwen’s dad, Elrond, was the ultimate overprotective father. If he had a modern-day equivalent, it’d b...