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A Story of Not Spilling Your Beer on the Speaker Pull up a chair. Don't drip water on my lawn. A sarcastic old man tells the true history of outdoor Bluetooth speakers. From big radios to waterproof wonders. Get the best ones at sparta.sale . And get off my lawn. Back in my day, "outdoor music" meant a kid with a boom box. The thing weighed a ton. It ate batteries for breakfast. And if one drop of rain hit it? Poof. A very expensive brick. Then came Bluetooth. Magic, they said. No wires! We were free! But the speakers were still wimps. A little splash from the pool? They’d panic and die. People danced around their precious speakers like they were made of sugar. It was pathetic. Then, some smart cookie finally had a thought. "People are messy. They have pools, beaches, and soda. Let's build a speaker that doesn't fear water." Genius. Pure genius. They started with a little resistance. A few drops. Then a splash. Then they made them waterproof. You could d...