Spoiler Alert: This article is not about the guy who sailed the ocean blue.
Let's talk about "real" Christopher Columbus: the pizza delivery guy who's been bringing joy (and grease) to our doorsteps for decades. Forget about that 15th-century explorer; this Columbus is the one who truly deserves a holiday.
Here's why Christopher Columbus is the ultimate pizza hero:
He's a master of navigation. He can find your house, even in the darkest of nights and the worst of traffic. It's like he has a built-in GPS.
e's always on time. No matter the weather, the distance, or the size of your order, Christopher Columbus delivers promptly. He's the original "fast food" delivery guy.
He's a diplomat. He can handle any customer, from the picky eater to the angry drunk. He's the peacemaker of the pizza world.
He's a hero. He's there for you when you're hungry, tired, and just plain lazy. He's the knight in shining armor (or, more accurately, a red and white uniform) of the pizza kingdom.
So, next time you're enjoying a delicious slice of pizza, take a moment to appreciate the unsung hero who brought it to you: Christopher Columbus, the world's most underrated pizza delivery guy.
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